are you still at the devil's house?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
