Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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