): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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