so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
so much tequila, so little girl.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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