someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Did I show you my penis last night?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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