My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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