What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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