I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Randomize
