Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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