It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
As shirtless as possible
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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