i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Never joke about your clitoris.
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