okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
As shirtless as possible
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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