I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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