Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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