what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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