Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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