So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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