just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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