It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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