You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
