I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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