You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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