i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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