apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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