Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My first STD was from a foam party
Who wears a wallet chain?!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Randomize