Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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