I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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