the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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