In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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