is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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