Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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