If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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