i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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