I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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