You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
