That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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