just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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