"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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