I'm lost and stupid without you.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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