I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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