how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
The air was thick with penises
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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