she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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