32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Im part way to drunk.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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