Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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