sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Floor bacon is actually really good
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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