We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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