dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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