I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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