Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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