Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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