we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
