Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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