Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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