what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
