I want to walk on stilts...naked
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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