I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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